10/28/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The 2026 campaign trail has officially hit Southern Maryland! 🇺🇸
Yard signs everywhere. Candidates popping up left and right. So naturally, we figured… WHY NOT US?! 😂
Introducing your newest (completely unofficial) candidates:
🎤 SLOAN FOR PRESIDENT
🎤 VLAHOS FOR VP
Our platform?
🏡 More dream homes.
💰 Less buyer stress.
🎶 Better closing-day playlists.
🙌 Making Real Estate Fun Again!
We’re not asking for your vote. We’re asking for your referrals. 😂
SLOAN & VLAHOS 2026
Paid for by absolutely nobody. We just wanted a yard sign too.