10/30/2026
🚨 ARRESTED FOR NEGOTIATING TOO DAMN HARD! 😂🏡
Apparently, fighting for my clients’ best interests is a crime now! 💀🤣
💰 7 figures in seller net proceeds, knocking on the door of 8 figures!
🏡 Well over 6 figures in buyer concessions negotiated!
And somehow, I still have the nerve to ask for MORE! 😂
All jokes aside, these numbers represent real families, real transactions, and a whole lot of negotiating behind closed doors.
Buying or selling a home is one of the biggest financial decisions you’ll make. Who you have negotiating on your behalf MATTERS.
I might push my luck at the negotiating table, but there’s always a reason behind it: protecting my clients’ interests and helping them walk away with the best possible outcome.
Now, who’s putting money on my bail? 😂🚔
Mark Avelar | REALTOR®
The Luna Team | eXp Realty