10/20/2026
🏡🤣 CONFESSIONS OF A REALTOR 🤣🏡
Episode 1: The Dream Home & The BIG Surprise 💩
Y’all… when I tell you the STORIES I could tell from my years in Real Estate… WHEWWWW!! 🤣🤣
And if you know me, you KNOW I’m usually the one tripping over something, falling down stairs, or finding myself in situations that just cannot be made up. 🙈
BUT THIS ONE?!?!
This one takes the cake… or should I say the 💩?! 🤣💀
So picture this…
My clients find their DREAM HOME. And when I say DREAM HOME, I mean LOG CABIN MEETS GLAM!! 😍🙌🏻
Absolutely STUNNING!!
My clients are already mentally moving furniture in, planning Christmas mornings, and picking out where everything is going to go. They just KNOW this is THE ONE!!
And honestly?! SO DID I!! 🙌🏻
We walk in and OH. MY. GOODNESS.
GORGEOUS. PERFECT. EVERYTHING THEY WANTED.
We’re walking through, admiring all the beautiful details, when suddenly…
👀 WAIT A MINUTE.
What is THAT?!
Y’all.
DOG. P**P. 💩
And I’m not talking about some little ankle-biter leaving behind a tiny surprise.
OH NO MA’AM.
I’m talking BIG DOG. BIG BUSINESS. 💩💩💩🤣
And it wasn’t just ONE little present.
IT. WAS. EVERYWHERE.
Bedroom after bedroom, like somebody had strategically placed these little landmines throughout the house for our viewing pleasure. 😳🤣
At this point I’m trying to remain professional while internally screaming, WHO DOES THIS?!?!
We later learned the home was being sold due to bankruptcy, which is truly heartbreaking. 💔
But y’all… we couldn’t help wondering if those little surprises had been left behind to discourage buyers.
Because HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?! 🤣💀
Now here’s the BEST PART…
MY CLIENTS BOUGHT THE HOUSE ANYWAY!! 🏡🙌🏻🤣
Because when you know, YOU KNOW!!
And their very first order of business?!
NEW. CARPET. IMMEDIATELY. 🤣🤣🤣
Moral of the story?
Sometimes finding your dream home means looking past a few imperfections…
And sometimes those imperfections require a shovel, a hazmat suit, and a carpet installer. 💩🤣
WELCOME TO REAL ESTATE, BABY!! 🏡💗
And TRUST ME… this is just ONE of the stories I’ve got tucked away!
Who wants Episode 2 of Confessions of a Realtor?! 👀🤣