09/23/2026
💥JUST LISTED!💥
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🚨 ATTENTION FIRST-TIME HOMEBUYERS: 🚨
I found something cute and affordable in Weston. 😂
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Only $29,000,000.
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That’s right. For roughly the price of 29 million McChickens, you too can experience homeownership. 🏡😂
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And before you ask… YES, there’s parking.
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🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗
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A 6-CAR GARAGE.
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Because nothing says “I’ve made responsible financial decisions” like needing a separate bedroom for the Lamborghini.
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The house itself is a modest 12,714 sq. ft. with:
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🛏️ 6 Bedrooms
🛁 6 Full Bathrooms
🚽 2 Half Baths — because apparently walking to one of the other six is unacceptable
🌳 6+ secluded acres
🏡 Carriage House + Guest Residence
⛳ Weston Golf Club basically in the backyard
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Built in 1928 and meticulously restored, this English Revival Tudor has the kind of architecture that makes you walk inside and immediately start speaking with a British accent.
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“Darling, have you seen the west wing?” 🎩
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At 12,714 square feet, there’s a solid chance you could get into an argument with your spouse and not see each other again until Thursday.
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And the best part?
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It’s only $29,000,000.
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Assuming 20% down, just find $5.8 million between the couch cushions and we can get this process started. 😂
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📍 Weston, Massachusetts
💰 $29,000,000
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📲 Serious buyers, message me for a showing.
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Everyone else…
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I’ll see you at the open house pretending we’re serious buyers. 😂🏡
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☎️ CALL or TEXT me @ 781.915.9232 to see how I can help you BUY, SELL, or RENT your NextHome! 🧡
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Listing provided by Mizner + Montero