11/03/2026
Anyone else tempted to vote for the candidates you’ve never heard of simply because they’re the only ones who haven’t harassed you for the last six months? 😂
Between the 47 political texts a day, 300 pounds of campaign mail, and commercials every 12 seconds, I’m about ready to vote for whoever has left me alone the longest.
At this point, if I don’t recognize your name, you’re already ahead in my book. 🤣🇺🇸