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A quick reality check for anyone lending private money or buying promissory notes:If a sponsor or borrower tells you you...
11/13/2026

A quick reality check for anyone lending private money or buying promissory notes:

If a sponsor or borrower tells you your mortgage is "being processed by the county" or insists on closing the loan in-house to save you title fees, hit the brakes immediately.

In Northeast Ohio, a promoter recently picked up 70 months in federal prison for raising millions from private lenders. The playbook was simple:

Promise 8% to 12% returns backed by a "first mortgage."

Sign the mortgage paperwork in his office.

Never record the deed with the county fiscal officer.

Turn around and pledge the exact same house to 15 or 20 other unsuspecting lenders.

On one single property bought for $47,000, he took in over $1,000,000 from out-of-state investors who believed they had a clean, first-position lien.

If you are putting money into private notes:

Always close through an independent, insured title company.

Never wire money directly to a borrower’s general operating account.

Demand an ALTA Lender’s Title Policy delivered directly to you.

Look up the parcel on the county recorder’s website yourself before funding second draws.

Paper in a drawer isn’t collateral. If it isn't recorded on the public docket, it doesn't exist.

Disclaimer: This post is for educational and informational purposes only and does not constitute legal, tax, or investment advice. Always verify public records and consult qualified legal and title professionals before lending capital.

Everyone’s talking about the 100-acre Tuttle Mall redevelopment concept this week, but look two miles south across the H...
11/13/2026

Everyone’s talking about the 100-acre Tuttle Mall redevelopment concept this week, but look two miles south across the Hilliard border.

Tuttle sits inside Columbus city limits. That means Columbus captures every cent of income tax, property tax, and TIF money from whatever goes up.

Hilliard gets none of the tax base—just the gridlock down Avery, Wilcox, and Rings every time 270 backs up, plus the bill to repave the roads.

Recorded a breakdown on the parcel boundaries, the anchor deeds, and the infrastructure impact on our side of town.

Link is in the first comment.

11/11/2026

Unpopular truth: Residential comps are useless the second a property has more than one front door.

When you pitch a 2–4 unit listing like a single-family home, experienced investors immediately smell blood in the water. Here is how to stop getting re-traded during due diligence...

Take a drive down US-42 toward London, and you'll see the shift happening in real time.Two national builders just locked...
11/11/2026

Take a drive down US-42 toward London, and you'll see the shift happening in real time.

Two national builders just locked down roughly 400 lots in an 800+ home master-planned development. The reality is simple: with Hilliard and Galloway pricing out everyday buyers, Madison County is stepping in to take the overflow.

I recorded a quick teardown breaking down the moving parts behind the deal:
• How builders are still hitting the $270k–$350k price point here
• The Chapter 349 NCA setup funding the roads and sewer lines upfront
• Why London has sewer capacity ready today, while neighboring areas are stuck waiting years
• The 400-unit line where ODOT steps in and forces costly road upgrades

Full breakdown is linked in the first comment.

11/11/2026

"I can tell when something is AI, it has no soul!" 🤡

Wait for the end.

The internet is currently divided into two camps:

People using AI to work faster, underwrite cleaner, and automate the noise.

People spending 4 hours analyzing every pixel to prove someone used a prompt.

Look—bad, lazy AI content deserves to be roasted (we’ve all seen the 6-fingered brokers floating past Dubai penthouses). But thinking you can spot "authentic human effort" just because it looks messy? That era is officially over.

Tools evolve. Good judgment doesn't.

Use whatever tech you want—just make sure your actual underwriting, due diligence, and deal logic are grounded in the real world. 🏢

100% AI generated

Brokers get paid on gross volume. You get paid on net cash flow. Remember that before you trust an Offering Memorandum.M...
11/10/2026

Brokers get paid on gross volume. You get paid on net cash flow. Remember that before you trust an Offering Memorandum.

Most seller pro formas look great on paper because they quietly ignore three brutal realities:

Taxes jump the moment the county sees your sale price.

Insurance renewals are hammering margins across the board.

Tenant turnover requires cold, hard capital reserves for TI/LC—not vague "stabilized" projections.

If your underwriting can't survive a 10% drop in occupancy, a 100-basis-point interest bump, and lender debt yield constraints, walk away.

Protect your basis first. The upside takes care of itself.

(First comment has the link if you want an independent pro forma audit before submitting your next LOI.)

If you have driven down US-42 through London lately, you are looking at the next major growth chapter for Madison County...
11/09/2026

If you have driven down US-42 through London lately, you are looking at the next major growth chapter for Madison County.

Two national homebuilders have stepped in with commitments for about 400 homes, making up nearly half of an 800+ unit master-planned community.

Why London? It comes down to two simple things:

Price: Buyers priced out of Hilliard, Galloway, and Dublin can still find homes here starting in the upper $200s to mid $300s.

Infrastructure: Unlike areas dealing with utility delays, London has the municipal water and sewer capacity to support immediate development, backed by infrastructure financing structures that build the roads without bankrupting the town.

When hundreds of new families move into an area, the next wave is predictable: neighborhood grocery, quick-service dining, daycares, medical clinics, and local services. Madison County is officially on the clock.

— Priyanshu (Pri) Adathakkar

CEO and Fiduciary Investment Advisor, PRI Consulting

Commercial Real Estate & Hotel Investment Advisory

Licensed REALTOR® | OwnerLand Realty

Disclaimer: For general educational and informational purposes only. This does not constitute formal legal, tax, engineering, or individualized financial investment advice. Real estate transactions carry inherent market risks. Always perform your own independent due diligence with licensed professionals.

11/08/2026

May the festival of lights illuminate your path with joy, good health, and prosperity. Wishing you and your loved ones a very Happy Diwali and a wonderful year ahead filled with peace, light, and new beginnings! 🪔✨

11/07/2026

A $33K/key price tag means nothing if the capital stack doesn't pencil. When an asset sits dark past 365 days, broker flyers and generic "apartment conversion" pitches won't clear the deal—they just scare off institutional debt desks.

Before you take another price cut, stress-test your PIP, MEP reality, and municipal zoning hurdles.

đź”— Link in bio to book a confidential exit feasibility audit.

11/07/2026

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