10/25/2026
💀💆♀️🧙♀️ SAGE & THYME HAVE BOOKED THEMSELVES A LITTLE SELF-CARE! 🖤✨
Even witches need a facial… especially when they’ve been up all night brewing potions and causing trouble! 😂🧪
Today, Sage is getting pampered at Lostra Esthetics, while Thyme is apparently working overtime as the esthetician. 💅🧖♀️
Their skincare routine?
✨ No wrinkles — just skeleton lines!
💆♀️ No stress — they’re already dead inside!
🧴 No aging — they’ve been 100 for years!
💀 Sage says: “I’m here for the glow-up!”
🧙♀️ Thyme says: “Girl, you need more than a facial… you need a resurrection!” 😂
At Lostra Esthetics, the magic is real, the potions are powerful, and the results are absolutely to die for! 🖤🔮
Because spooky season is no excuse to skip self-care! 💗