10/30/2026
The scariest costume we could come up with was not a ghost. It was the two of us, about forty years from now.
Elderly Wonder Woman and elderly Robin. Canes, compression socks, and absolutely no hurry.
Here is the thing though. Every other costume comes off at the end of the night. Nobody actually wakes up a vampire. But everybody wakes up older, and that is the one future you can count on showing up.
So, you may as well plan for that woman in the cape. She may have grandkids to spoil and places to be.
Happy Halloween!