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Strathmill Development Orewa - Action and Info, 256 West Hoe Heights, Auckland (2026)

23/10/2026

🏡😂 STRATHMILL - THE GREAT KIWI BACKYARD HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CANCELLED! 🌱💰

Well, folks, just when you thought Strathmill, aka The Sheds, couldn’t possibly squeeze anything else out of the great Kiwi dream… they’ve apparently managed to shrink the backyard into a welcome mat! 👏🤣

Remember when owning a home meant having a backyard?

Somewhere the kids could kick a ball, the dog could run around, and you could enjoy a BBQ without inviting the neighbours into the conversation?

How terribly old-fashioned! 😂

Welcome to Strathmill, where outdoor living has been reimagined for the modern millionaire.

🌿 Spacious outdoor entertaining? Absolutely! Room for two chairs, provided nobody wants to stand up.

⚽ Space for the kids? Of course! They can kick a ball vertically.

🐕 Room for the dog? Certainly! Just make sure it’s a Chihuahua with low expectations.

🍖 Summer BBQs? Perfect! Your neighbour can flip the sausages without leaving their property.

🌳 A garden? Don’t be greedy. You’ve already got a premium view of someone else’s downpipe.

And the best part?

You could be paying close to a MILLION DOLLARS for the privilege! 💰🤣

But let’s give credit where it’s due. It takes extraordinary marketing talent to turn a few square metres of paving, a strip of grass and a boundary fence into a desirable outdoor lifestyle.

Apparently, this is what passes for the Kiwi dream in 2026.

Remember, this development was promoted as delivering more affordable housing and helping first-home buyers get into the Orewa market.

467 homes planned, yet somehow the concept of giving families room to actually LIVE seems to have been lost along the way.

And here’s what really deserves some thought…

We aren’t just buying houses. We’re buying the neighbourhoods future generations will grow up in.

Is this genuinely what we want for Kiwi families? Homes packed so tightly together that outdoor space becomes a luxury rather than part of everyday living?

Or have we become so obsessed with squeezing more houses onto less land that we’ve forgotten what makes a house a home?

Because calling something “premium coastal living” doesn’t magically create space, privacy or value.

And charging a premium price certainly doesn’t make it premium.

🏘️ STRATHMILL - WHERE THE MORTGAGE IS MASSIVE, THE BACKYARD IS MICROSCOPIC, AND THE NEIGHBOURS ARE PRACTICALLY PART OF THE FLOOR PLAN. 😂

At these prices, you don’t buy a backyard. You buy a front-row seat to your neighbour’s wall.

💰 The developers found room for 467 homes. Shame they couldn’t find room for a backyard.

16/10/2026

🏘️😂 STRATHMILL (AKA THE SHEDS) - WHERE THE FIRST-HOME BUYER’S DREAM COMES WITH A MILLION-DOLLAR NIGHTMARE! 💰

Well, well, well… the marketing geniuses behind Strathmill, affectionately known as The Sheds, have delivered another absolute masterpiece of creative storytelling! 👏😂

According to Myland Partners, Strathmill is apparently helping Auckland meet its need for “more affordable housing”, making it easier for first-home buyers to get a foothold in Orewa.

AFFORDABLE?! 🤣🤣

Oh, this is priceless. Quite literally!

Let’s translate that wonderful marketing fantasy into something the average Kiwi can understand.

🏠 A three-bedroom shed of around 92m²? Roughly $900,000 based on advertised estimates.

🚗 Want a garage? Better dig a little deeper into those pockets!

🏡 Fancy four bedrooms? Some are advertised for over $1.1 MILLION!

🌳 A decent backyard? Don’t be ridiculous. That’s apparently an outdated luxury.

👀 Privacy? Absolutely! Just close your curtains before your neighbour sees what you’re having for dinner.

And apparently, all this is supposed to help FIRST-HOME BUYERS get onto the property ladder!

What first-home buyers are they talking about? The children of Lotto winners? 😂

The marketing proudly tells us these homes are generally priced below the Hibiscus Coast average.

Well, congratulations! When you build a house half the size, squeeze it onto a tiny section and charge almost a million dollars, being below the area’s average house price isn’t exactly a miracle of affordability.

That’s like selling half a sandwich for $18 and celebrating because it’s cheaper than a $25 steak! 🥪🤣

And let’s not forget the grand vision - 467 homes planned, all in the name of delivering much-needed housing.

What a wonderful achievement. We’ve managed to take the Kiwi dream of owning a home with a garden, some privacy and room for the kids, and replace it with a mortgage the size of a mansion and a backyard the size of a bathmat.

But don’t worry, folks. It’s called “well-designed, more affordable housing.”

Apparently, if you repeat the word affordable enough times, people might stop looking at the price tag.

Here’s a thought for Myland Partners…

If your idea of helping first-home buyers is selling them a tiny shed for nearly a million dollars, perhaps it’s time to look up the definition of affordable.

Because the real question isn’t how first-home buyers are supposed to get a foothold in Orewa.

It’s how they’re supposed to afford the foothold when you’ve charged them for the entire mountain! 😂

💰 STRATHMILL — WHERE THE HOUSES HAVE BEEN DOWNSIZED, THE SECTIONS HAVE BEEN SHRUNK, BUT SOMEHOW THE PRICES MISSED THE MEMO.

The only affordable thing at Strathmill is the amount of space the developers have allowed you to have. 🏠🤣

09/10/2026

🏘️😂 STRATHMILL (AKA THE SHEDS) - WELCOME TO THE GREAT KIWI SHED FARM! 🐑

Well, would you look at that! Another beautiful Orewa sunset… unfortunately, someone appears to have parked an entire Bunnings shed catalogue on the hillside. 😂

Just look at these photos. Row after row of almost identical boxes, lined up like shipping containers waiting for collection.

✨ Welcome to Strathmill - where individuality goes to die and your neighbour’s cladding is your million-dollar view! ✨

Remember the dream?

🏡 Beautiful coastal living
🌿 Space to enjoy life
☀️ Sun, style and simplicity
🇳🇿 Housing for everyday Kiwis

And what did we get?

467 homes squeezed into the development, with some barely bigger than a decent garage. 😂

Apparently this is what Kiwis have been dreaming of all along.

Forget the quarter-acre dream. Forget a backyard for the kids. Forget privacy.

Who needs any of that when you can spend close to a million dollars admiring 40 square metres of your neighbour’s Coloursteel? 🤣

And the architectural variety is simply breathtaking!

Grey shed. White shed. Dark grey shed. Slightly different roof shed.

It’s like someone discovered copy and paste in AutoCAD and forgot where the STOP button was. 😂

Some even come with a garage! How extravagant. At these prices, you’d almost expect somewhere to park your car.

And don’t forget the premium hillside location.

From a distance, it looks like a storage facility with streetlights. Up close, it’s apparently “elevated coastal living.”

You’ve got to admire the marketing department. Turning maximum density into a luxury lifestyle takes a special kind of creativity. 👏

But here’s the million-dollar question…

Would you genuinely spend $900,000 to $1.1 million to live like this?

Because looking at these photos, I can’t help wondering whether the Kiwi dream has been downsized so much that the only thing left with room to grow is the developer’s profit margin. 💰

🍿 STRATHMILL - THE KIWI DREAM, NOW AVAILABLE IN A SHOEBOX.

Space is limited. Privacy is optional. The price, unfortunately, is full-sized. 😂🏠

02/10/2026

🚨🏠 STRATHMILL (AKA THE SHEDS) - NOW WITH GIANT WARNING SIGNS! 😂

Anyone driven along Grand Drive lately?

You can’t miss the massive STRATHMILL signs that have suddenly appeared.

Apparently subtle marketing wasn’t shifting enough sheds, so they’ve gone with:

BIGGER SIGNS. 😂

➡️ STRATHMILL THIS WAY!
➡️ FOLLOW THE SIGNS!
➡️ YOUR $900K SHED AWAITS!

At this point I’m surprised there isn’t someone standing on Grand Drive spinning an arrow. 😂

They certainly appear to be spending some serious money getting attention and directing fresh victims - sorry, prospective buyers - up the hill.

And the timing is rather entertaining.

Sections sitting there.

Completed homes still being advertised.

Open homes everywhere.

Prices being negotiated.

And what do we do?

BUILD MORE SHEDS! 🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠

Brilliant. 😂👏

Because when something isn’t exactly flying out the door, the obvious solution is apparently to make more of it and buy a bigger sign.

Maybe that’s what was missing all along.

People weren’t looking at a tiny, tightly packed house with barely any outdoor space and thinking:

“That’s too expensive for what it is.”

No, no.

They simply couldn’t find Strathmill. 😂

Problem solved.

Put up enormous signs on Grand Drive and wait for the crowds.

Perhaps the next marketing campaign could be:

✨ FOLLOW THE SIGNS TO THE KIWI DREAM✨

Garage may be extra.
Backyard sold separately.
Personal space not included.
Neighbour’s cladding supplied free of charge. 😂

Meanwhile, construction continues.

Because apparently if the sheds aren’t selling fast enough…

you don’t stop building sheds.

You build more sheds and make the sign bigger. 😂😂😂

🍿 Strathmill - you may not want the product, but by God, you’re going to know where it is.

25/09/2026

🏠😂 STRATHMILL (AKA THE SHEDS) - THE “AFFORDABLE KIWI DREAM”

Remember the pitch?

More housing.
More choice.
More “affordable housing” for Kiwis. 🇳🇿❤️

And apparently the answer was to squeeze 467 homes onto the hillside and tell everyone this was what Kiwi families desperately wanted.

Fast-forward to 2026…

Welcome to Strathmill - AKA The Sheds. 😂

Where 92m² can apparently command around $900,000.

Want a garage?

Whoa there, Rockefeller. 💰😂

That could push your little shed considerably higher.

Want four bedrooms?

Now we’re wandering into $1.1 MILLION+ territory.

But don’t worry…

Some of them are apparently “special.” ✨

I’m still trying to identify the special bit.

Is it the ability to open your curtains and inspect the neighbour’s cladding without leaving bed?

Is it the outdoor entertaining area where four chairs constitute overcrowding?

Or perhaps it’s the architectural achievement of fitting nearly half a thousand homes into a development while still using the words “space” and “lifestyle” in the marketing? 😂👏

The funniest part is the original sales pitch.

This was supposedly about affordability and housing choice for ordinary Kiwis.

Yet somehow we’ve arrived at:

Tiny house ✔️
Tiny section ✔️
Minimal outdoor space ✔️
Neighbour practically in the lounge ✔️
Garage optional ✔️
Price approaching $1 million ✔️

✨ AFFORDABLE KIWI DREAM ACHIEVED! ✨

And when locals questioned cramming 467 smaller homes into the development, the narrative seemed to be that people were trying to stop others from having the opportunity to live in Orewa.

No.

Perhaps people simply questioned whether density dressed up as affordability would actually deliver the wonderful community being advertised.

Now the finished product is here for everyone to judge for themselves.

Maybe Kiwis really were dreaming of paying close to $1 million for a 92m² shed with almost no backyard.

Maybe families really were lying awake at night thinking:

“If only I could spend seven figures and have my neighbour’s Coloursteel cladding as my feature view.” 😂

Or maybe the glossy brochures sold a dream that looks rather different once it’s built.

Because you can call it premium.

You can call it architecturally designed.

You can even call it special. ✨

But eventually buyers look past the marketing and ask a very simple question:

“For THAT much money… this is what I get?” 😳

467 homes may fit on the plan.

The harder job is finding 467 buyers willing to pay premium-house money for the privilege of living in a shed. 😂🍿

18/09/2026

🏠 THE OPEN HOME MARATHON 😂🍿

Has anyone else noticed that the Strathmill show homes seem to be open ALL DAY now?

I remember when an open home was normally a civilised little 30–60 minute slot on Saturday or Sunday.

Not at Strathmill apparently.

These days it feels less like an open home and more like extended trading hours. 😂

At this rate they’ll be putting up signs:

OPEN 7 DAYS - WALK INS WELCOME - NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY

You have to admire the commitment though.

It must be hard trying to sell a shed dressed up as a luxury home for $1.125 million.

But don’t worry, apparently it’s not a shed.

It’s 147m² of “sophisticated, low-maintenance living.” ✨

See what they did there?

Small = low maintenance
Close to your neighbour = community living
Tiny outdoor area = private entertaining
$1.125 million = turnkey luxury 😂

And if nobody buys it during the morning open home…

KEEP THE DOORS OPEN!

Try lunchtime.

Try the afternoon.

Try dinner.

At this rate, forget booking a private viewing - just knock, the agent probably lives there now. 😂

Perhaps the next listing headline should just cut to the chase:

“OPEN ALL DAY - PLEASE, SOMEONE BUY THE SHED.” 😂🍿

Because apparently when you can’t make the house more spacious…

you make the open home longer. 😂

11/09/2026

🏘️ STRATHMILL - THE SHEDS THAT KEEP ON GIVING 😂🍿

Another week, another round of listings reminding us that apparently “premium living” is less about how much space you have and more about how creatively you describe the space you don’t.

I’m becoming genuinely impressed by the vocabulary.

Architecturally designed.
Low-maintenance lifestyle.
Master-planned community.
Exceptional living.
Thoughtfully designed.

Translation:

We thoughtfully designed your neighbour to be as close as practically possible. 😂

Want a backyard? That’s very 2019.

Want privacy? Close the curtains.

Want a view? Pick your favourite section of the neighbour’s cladding.

Want some afternoon sun? Check which neighbour currently has it.

Want to entertain outside? Absolutely - just coordinate the guest list with the available square metres. 😂

The fascinating part is that the houses aren’t getting any bigger, the sections aren’t getting any larger and the neighbours certainly aren’t getting any further away…

Yet somehow the adjectives in the advertising keep becoming more spacious.

At this rate, the biggest thing in Strathmill may actually be the marketing vocabulary. 😂

Because when you can’t increase the square metres… increase the adjectives. 😂

04/09/2026

STRATHMILL - AKA “THE SHEDS” 😂

Well, well, well… the needle is finally moving. 📉🍿

It appears the marketing machine may have discovered something rather revolutionary:

People don’t want to overpay for a shed.

After all the talk of premium living, architectural design and exceptional value, we’re now seeing 3-bedroom homes slipping under the $1 million mark.

One is sitting around $899k for 92m².

Another around $885k for 92m².

Progress! 🎉

There is, of course, a small catch…

Want a garage with your shed?

Well now we’re getting fancy. 😂

A 3-bedroom with a garage is sitting around the $910k+ mark, because apparently in Strathmill a garage is moving into the luxury options catalogue.

Then we arrive at the 4-bedroom collection…

Still hovering around $1.1 million+.

One 132m² home at approximately $1.12m, with another asking $1.15m.

So the current Strathmill menu appears to be:

🏠 Small shed: under $1m
🏠🚗 Small shed + garage: pay extra
🏠🏠 Slightly bigger shed: $1.1m+
🌳 Backyard: please stop asking ridiculous questions

And my personal favourite continues to be:

“Price by negotiation.”

There seems to be quite a bit of that happening now. 😂

Funny how quickly premium living starts becoming let’s negotiate when buyers get to decide what something is actually worth.

The sheds haven’t suddenly become bigger.

The neighbours haven’t moved further away.

The sections haven’t grown.

The only thing that appears to be getting a little more spacious…

is the negotiation room. 😂

Perhaps the market is finally delivering its own review of Strathmill:

Nice marketing. Wrong price.

You can dress a shed up with mood lighting, call it architecturally designed, sprinkle premium living through the listing and photograph it at sunset…

but apparently you can’t photoshop a buyer into the contract. 😂🍿

28/08/2026

Well, this little piece of Strathmill history has aged beautifully… 😂🍿

Going back to the original 2023 sales pitch from Myland Partners, apparently Strathmill was going to deliver:

“High quality, more affordable urban designed homes.”

Affordable. There’s a word worth remembering.

Fast forward to today and we’re seeing tiny 98m² three-bedroom homes being marketed around the $1.1–$1.2 million mark.

If that’s the new definition of “affordable housing”, I’d hate to see what expensive housing looks like. 😂

But the really interesting part is how the opposition from existing Orewa residents was portrayed.

Residents weren’t simply saying “NO MORE HOUSES IN OREWA!”

The concern was about density, scale and character.

The original consent was around 210 homes on much larger sections of approximately 400–800m² - something far more consistent with the existing surrounding neighbourhoods.

Then along came the proposal for approximately 467 homes, with sections reportedly as small as 67–165m².

That’s quite an evolution.

Apparently questioning whether more than doubling the number of homes and dramatically shrinking the sections fits the existing community somehow became opposition to “affordable housing.”

Very convenient narrative.

And let’s revisit another gem from the article:

The master planner said the development would ensure “consistency and quality” and create “attractive and varied streetscapes.”

Looking at the development today, I’ll let everyone make up their own mind on that one. 👀

Then we have:

“A place to call home in Orewa.”

Absolutely.

Provided your definition of “home” includes a tiny section, minimal outdoor space, neighbouring houses almost within touching distance and potentially paying seven figures for the privilege.

And remember - this was all justified partly on the basis that young people were struggling to afford their first homes.

So here we are four years later…

98m².
Three bedrooms.
Tiny section.
Around $1.1–$1.2 million.

Problem solved, apparently. 🎉😂

This is exactly why people should keep old advertising material.

Marketing slogans eventually meet reality.

And sometimes the comparison is absolutely priceless.

21/08/2026

The sales machine is certainly working overtime. 🍿🏠

Had a local HBC Kiwi come past for a look at the development and the first reaction was:

“Oh wow… look at all those sheds on the hillside.” 😂

Not exactly “Wow, what beautiful premium homes!” but perhaps that slogan is coming in the next marketing campaign.

There certainly seems to be plenty of activity at the moment. Show homes everywhere, advertising ramping up, and even this page managed 16 views in one day.

And apparently we’re now doing home viewings at 8pm on a Friday night.

8PM.
FRIDAY NIGHT.

That’s commitment! 😂

Nothing says “these homes practically sell themselves” quite like showing someone around a shoebox when most of Orewa is halfway through a bottle of w**e.

Maybe the evening viewing is actually strategic though? 🌙

Less daylight means you don’t notice quite how close the neighbouring house is, and those magnificent views of your neighbour’s cladding probably look much better in the dark. 😂

But it does leave me genuinely wondering:

Are people actually considering buying these places?

Because once you get past the beautifully staged show homes and phrases like “premium living,” “exceptional value,” “better by design” and “welcoming community atmosphere,” you’re still making a very expensive property decision.

Small house.
Small section.
Minimal outdoor space.
Neighbours incredibly close.
And a sizeable mortgage for the privilege.

Maybe there’s a huge market for it and I’m completely missing something.

Or maybe the increasing sales activity, endless marketing and Friday-night viewings are telling their own story.

Either way, I’m still struggling to get past:

“Look at all those sheds on the hillside.”

Once you’ve heard it, you really can’t unsee it. 😂😂

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