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02/11/2026

🚨 PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB THE SAUSAGE. 🚨

A little reminder from Lola, currently residing at The Hub and operating under some very strict personal boundaries…

🐾 If I'm not bothering you, don't bother me.
🐾 No unnecessary eye contact.
🐾 Do not interrupt my relaxation.
🐾 If I look comfortable, I am NOT available for conversation.
🐾 And absolutely NO moving me once I've settled.

Lola is clearly living her best life at The Hub with sofa snuggles and her very own frog-themed furniture protection. 🐸😂

We absolutely LOVE welcoming doggies, especially when their humans come prepared with their own sofa covers so the fur babies can join in all the cuddles without leaving a little souvenir of themselves behind!

Come for the coastal escape, stay for the sofa privileges.

The humans might have booked the holiday, but let's be honest… the dogs are running the show. ❤️🐶

25/10/2026

🚨 WELL, THIS IS A PLOT TWIST… 🥂🎉

Someone’s New Year’s plans have just opened up… and we’re not saying it’s fate, but 👀😂

THE SEA SWALLOW IS AVAILABLE FOR NEW YEAR’S EVE! 🌊🏡

📅 30th December – 2nd January | 3 nights

Beachfront? ✔️
Private garden with hot tub? ✔️
Sea air, bubbles and absolutely no need for a taxi home? ✔️🍾

All you need is your favourite people, your comfiest pyjamas for the morning after, and the ability to remember what you promised everyone at midnight. 🥴😂

Forget fighting your way into an overpriced bar, paying a fortune for a hotel room the size of a shoebox, or spending New Year’s Eve arguing over who’s driving…

YOUR NEW YEAR’S EVE PLOT TWIST IS RIGHT HERE. 🥂✨

So… WHO’S UP FOR IT?! 👀👇

Tag the people who need to see this before they make terrible New Year’s plans. 😂

📩 Drop us a message to snap it up before someone else does!

24/10/2026

🍻 LET’S TALK CLEVELEYS PLACES FOR DRINKS! ☕️🎶 (It doesn't rain in the bars 🤣)

Did you know there are now at least 22 places to enjoy a coffee, a casual drink or a great night out in Cleveleys? 😍 (This is not including the many cafés and restaurants in our little town)

And that’s just the start! There are so many new places popping up, and we hope we haven’t missed any!

One of the things we love about staying in Cleveleys is that there’s more to it than beautiful beaches and sea views and of course our lovely holiday homes! There’s a proper local community, friendly faces, and plenty of places to head out, have a chat and soak up the atmosphere.

Whether you fancy a morning coffee, cocktails with friends, a traditional cask ale, a quiz night, karaoke or live music, there’s something for everyone. 🎤🍸🎸

So, if you’re staying with us at The Coastal Collection, why not venture out, explore the town and support some of our fantastic local businesses?

📍 22 PLACES TO PUT ON YOUR LIST:

☕️ Orco Lounge
🥂 Dolce & Blush
🍺 The Shipwreck Brewhouse
🎶 Decades Retro Cafe Bar
🍻 Travellers Rest
🍺 The Dickens Inn
🎤 The Venue
🍻 The Greedy Banker
🍸 The District
🎸 Backstage Cleveleys
🍺 The Jolly Tars (Wetherspoons)
🍸 The Vault Bar & Lounge
🥂 The Regal Hotel
🍻 WobbleInn
🍺 Victoria Hotel
🚋 The Tramway
🍷 The Corkscrew W**e & Cheese Bar
🥂 The Park Suite
🍺 The G.O.A.T
🍻 Wings Club
🍺 Cleveleys Working Men's Club
🍻 Cleveleys Ex-Servicemen's Club

And the best bit? They're all within walking distance of our Cleveleys holiday homes, so you can leave the car behind and enjoy everything the town has to offer. 🚶‍♀️🌊

We’ll be sharing more local guides soon, including places to eat, things to do and hidden gems worth discovering. And don't worry, The Cottage deserves its own little local guide too! 🏡

Have we missed anywhere? 👀 Let us know in the comments — we'd love to discover even more local favourites!

14/10/2026

** NOW BOOKED **

🎄✨ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS… A COTTAGE, AN AGA & A WATERFALL! 🏡❄️

Forget the North Pole… we’ve got our own little Christmas fairytale right here in Lancashire! 🧚‍♀️🎅🏼

Imagine twinkling Christmas lights, cosy cottage vibes, a roaring festive atmosphere, the smell of something delicious cooking on the AGA, and your own magical garden complete with a waterfall and hot tub. 🕯️🎁🌿

And the best bit? The Cottage AND its gorgeous little Tiny House are available this Christmas! 😍

✨ Sleeps up to 10 guests
🎄 Festive decorations & fairytale vibes
🔥 Cosy country cottage charm
🌿 Magical Balinese-inspired garden with waterfall
🛁 Hot tub and roll top bath for those chilly winter evenings

Perfect for a family Christmas, a festive getaway or simply escaping the madness and making memories somewhere a little bit magical. ❤️

🎅🏼 CHRISTMAS AVAILABILITY IS HERE! 🎅🏼

🎁 Minimum stay: 3 nights
🏡 Sleeps up to 10
📍 Lancashire

So, who's ready to swap the Christmas chaos for cottagecore, cosy nights and a little festive magic? 🙋‍♀️✨

📩 Drop us a message or book directly with The Coastal Collection before someone else gets there first! 😉

🎄✨🏡❤️

02/05/2026

✨ Something a little bit special for our guests… ✨

If you’re staying with us and fancy a wholesome, feel-good experience (with a twist 🐑🦆), we highly recommend checking out Buddha Duck Yoga 🧘🏻‍♀️💚

Our guests have been going recently and honestly… they’ve LOVED it. The feedback has been amazing 🥹

Set on a beautiful rescue farm at Ivy Dene, Amy has created the most peaceful little yoga studio surrounded by nature 🌿 with the sweetest rescue animals right on your doorstep 🐐🐓🐎

Whether you’re a total beginner or already love yoga, there’s something for everyone from relaxing yin sessions to fun animal therapy classes (yes… yoga with animals 🥹✨)

🧘🏻‍♀️ Small, relaxed, stress-free classes
🧘🏻‍♀️ Animal therapy sessions
🧘🏻‍♀️ Guided meditation
🧘🏻‍♀️ Optional tarot readings 🔮
🧘🏻‍♀️ Everyone welcome all abilities

It’s only around 20 minutes from our homes making it the perfect little escape during your stay 💫

Even better… classes are just £12 each, and half of the proceeds go towards caring for the rescue animals at Ivy Dene Alpacas 🐾💚

Such a lovely way to unwind, support local, and do something a bit different while you’re here ✨

If you’d like the timetable or booking details, just drop us a message and we’ll send everything over 🫶

20/04/2026

Well… this is a bit unexpected 👀

The Hub is suddenly AVAILABLE for the weekend of 29th May…
(we’re just as surprised as you are 😂)

☀️ British summer (fingers crossed)
🛁 rooftop hot tub
🍹 sea view drinks
🌊 last-minute win energy

Then… straight into September availability 😬 NO MORE WEEKENDS AVAILABLE UNTIL THEN!!

So if you’ve been thinking about it… this is your sign.

Be quick… this won’t hang around 😉

13/04/2026

Plot twist… checkout is now 11am in all the houses :) 😏
You asked… we listened 👀
After a LOT of behind-the-scenes juggling, rota tweaking, and probably a few coffees (ok… a lot ☕️), we’ve made it happen.
No more 10am panic packing.
No more brushing your teeth with one shoe on.
No more being personally victimised by checkout time 😂
✨ This now applies to ALL of our properties ✨
So whether you’re staying at The Pad, The Retreat, The Sea Swallow… The Cottage or The Hub, you’ve now got:
→ More time in bed 🛏️
→ More time for coffee ☕️
→ And most importantly… more time in the hot tub in the morning 🫧😌
Because let’s be honest… that’s what you really want 👀
Same beautiful stays… just a little more time to enjoy them 💫
You’re welcome 💁🏼‍♀️

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