10/27/2026
OPEN HOUSE 🎃 The seller says the house has “character.” The inspector says, “I’m going to need a minute.”
Welcome to 1313 W Hollow Creek Ct., Wichita, KS: a 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath Victorian with 2,806 square feet, a 900-square-foot cellar, and one very committed tenant who isn’t on the lease.
Home highlights:
🕯️ A bright kitchen where the lights turn on before you enter
🪞 A full-length hallway mirror that’s a little slow to catch up
🛏️ A spacious primary suite with a walk-in closet that seems bigger from the inside
🎹 A piano that plays one note every night at 2:17 a.m. (Piano not included. Probably.)
The seller will consider leaving the resident ghost, who is quiet, pays no rent, and has strong opinions about the thermostat. Buyer to verify all paranormal activity. Home sold as-is, with all fixtures, fittings, and unexplained cold spots.
📅 Open house: October 31, 11–2 a.m. If the front door opens, come on in!
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Kirk Short’s Wichita Home Team at KW Signature Partners, LLC.