05/11/2026
Went in for a light bulb. Left with a new personality for the front porch.
What gets you at the hardware store?
A. Paint samples. All 47 whites.
B. A tool I might need someday.
C. A snowman. Obviously.
Pick A, B or C. Northeast Ohio, the seasonal aisle knows what it’s doing.
Illustrated team humor with Bella; not an actual shopping trip.