10/10/2026
Dearly beloved.
We are gathered here today to get through this parent-care journey without a load of bull$hit.
In 1999, Prince took the stage at the Yahoo! Internet Life Online Music Awards and warned the room: "Don't be fooled by the internet. It's cool to use the computer, but don't let the computer use you... There is a war going on. The battlefield's in the mind, and the prize is the soul."
He was talking about music. He could have been talking about senior care.
GenX, this is the war nobody briefed us on: the pay-to-play machine sitting between your family and every care decision. You search "memory care near me" and the top results aren't the best options — they're the highest bidders. The "free" advisor collects $2,000–$15,000 from whichever community wins your move-in. The reviews are gamed. The "best of" lists are bought. It's confusing by design.
And the prize? Your parents' house.