FW-D Home Inspector

10/15/2026

I thought having alpacas and bees were cool but this little guy takes the cake! Didnt have holding a 4 month old kangaroo on my bingo card when I showed up to this inspection!

10/09/2026

Some Green Mile vibes coming from this HVAC evaporative coil and filter

10/09/2026

Seller tip:

Yall see that irrigation system control panel? How about the service panel, and that water heater back there? What you don’t see is a Mercedes also blocking the access to the attic.
Those are all important systems that buyers expect to be inspected. Inspectors are not required to inspect any system when there is not a safe and accessible path. Re-inspection fees usually run around $150 and the buyers typically push for the seller to cover this additional cost.
Save yourself some money and the trouble of having the inspector come back a second time by having your systems accessible.

(Was I able to get to them? Yes. Did I have some bad thoughts go through my mind while I was crawling through the sellers belongings? Also, Yes.)

10/09/2026

Inspectors note:

Structural integrity of the house = Performing Adequately

Structural integrity of the seller’s liver = Deficient

03/29/2026

The things we find in attics..

03/28/2026

How much money would you be spending monthly on antihistamines and decongestants if you lived in a house with ducts like these?

03/08/2026

Just your normal Friday at a Texas new build community…

02/24/2026

This was a fun one!

02/21/2026

Sometimes a foot is required to show the builder the deficiency.

02/21/2026